爸爸的早餐 BREAKFAST AT DAD'S
红色风帆巧克力 Scarlet Sails Chocolates.
耐心等待总会心想事成 The best comes to those who wait
还在等什么 一口都吃光吧 Don't wait, scoff a whole plate.
这么烂的广告词是谁想出来的 Who thought up that bullshit? !
现在不行 塔丽吉娜 拜托 Not now, Tarelkina, please.
我明天早上得交一份总结 I have to write a brief by tomorrow moi
写不完不能睡觉 I can't sleep until I do.
不是要睡觉 We're not going to sleep.
如果拿下这个项目 If we win this tender,
我们会做的比以往任何人都要好 we'll do it better than anyone ever did b
因为我们是广告界的猛虎 Because we're the 'Tigers of Advertisi
我们的团队就是一个整体 Our team works like a single organis
很高兴向您介绍 I would love to introduce you to
这个奖项的得主 the winner of the award,
以及我们圣彼得堡最棒的广告文案 and our very best copywriter in St. Petei
尤莉娅·博隆斯卡娅 Julia Polonskaya.
尤莉娅 Julia?
尤莉娅 Julia! !
我的天 很抱歉 Oh my God, excuse me.
尤莉娅 尤莉娅 Julia! Julia! !
你在干什么 What are you doing?
瓦斯里·罗维奇 你没事吧 Vasily Lvovich, are you alright?
在你撞到我之前我还没什么事 I was alright until you drove into mi
为什么非要让我追你 就像是王子在追 那个 It's as is I'm chasing you, like. like that prince chasing that.
灰姑娘 Cindarella.
对 Right.
瓦斯里·罗维奇 孩子还在家里等着我呢 Vasily Lvovich, my child is waiting for me ε
你可是说过会放我几天假的 Actually you promised me some holic
别转移话题 Don't try to smooth- talk me.
我跟你说 我自己就有三个孩子 You know, I have three of them!
你看 Look.
跟他们的爸爸一样 非常帅气 Very handsome! Just like their dad
真的吗 Really?
尤莉娅 听我说 Julia, listen here,
这次你一定要中标 You have to win the tender.
明白吗 我不是在和你谈假期 Understand? I'm not talking about holir
我会升你当部门经理的 I'll make you head of the departmer
薪水加50%以及弹性工作时间 with a 50% pay- rise and flexitime.
这样你会有更多的时间和家人在一起 You'll have plenty of time for family
那要是我没中呢 And if I don't win?
那不可能 That's unlikely.
竞争对手很差 The competition is weak.
他们只派了一个男的 叫什么提托夫 Just one guy from Trend Hunter oh what's his
提托夫 Titov?
嗯 你认识他 Oh do you know him?
第一次听到这个名字 First time I heard the name.
晚安 Good night.
提托夫 Titov.
啊 Uhuh?
你有没有想过 成个家 Did you...did you ever think of starting a
你真是太扫兴了 You're a real buzzkill.
说啊 阿历克斯 我是认真的 Come on, Alex, I'm serious.
我把自己的一切都告诉你了 I've told you everything about myse
我是这个世界上最幸福的男人 I'm the happiest guy on Earth.
我拥有了自己想要的一切一切 I have everything I want. Everythin
我跟你说过不要直接叫我的姓 I told you not to call me by my surnai
那是我对自己唯一不满意 It's the only thing that
想要改变的地方 I want to change about myself.
好吧 别指着我 Well, just as long as you don't expect
会帮你改了 to help with that.
那你就继续自己待着吧 Then you can just stay greedy and alc
晚安 Good night.
多长时间 How long?
一分七秒 One minute, seven seconds.
我回来了 I'm home!
阿拉 Allal
嘿 Hey!
老虎是我的了 The Tiger is mine!
恭喜你 Congratulations!
一层 One layer
再围一层 and one more.
坐下 Sit.
说说你今天过的怎么样 So, how was your day?
科学实验得了A+ I got an A+in Science Club,
为此我还解剖了一条蚯蚓 which meant I got to dissect a worn
我没明白 I don't follow.
蚯蚓和海洋生物之间有什么联系 What relationship does a worm have with mar
有很直接的关系 妈妈 A direct one, Mama!
它们属于同一种环节动物 They're related to a type of annelid wc
这种动物还有超过18000种其他的品类 There are more than 18, 000 varieties of th
显然 这对你来说太枯燥了 It appears you find this boring...
当然不会啦 宝贝 你讲上几个小时我都愿意听 Of course not, sweetie I could listen for hours about worms.
老师说 它是雌雄同体 ...and, according to teacher, a hermaphr
老师 The teacher?
当然不是老师 说的是蚯蚓 妈妈 Of course not! The worm, Mama!
听我说 妈妈临时有事要处理 Listen, something came up...
必须得去一趟莫斯科 I have to go to Moscow for a while
又要去啊 Again?
可是你跟我保证过会陪我一整天 But you promised we'd spend the whole day
我理解你的心情 我保证这次回来 I understand. But, I promise that when I
我们好好过个假期 we'll have a proper holiday.
尤莉娅 你得奖了吗 Well, Julia, did you win?
是的 Yep.
艾拉·德米德里维纳 我得去莫斯科一星期 Alla Dmitrievna, I have to split to Moscow f
帮我照看好家里 可以吗 Can you take care of things here?
当然没问题 去吧 Yes, of course! See you.
我很淡定 不过就是计划赶不上变化而已 I am perfectly calm! It's nothing but ch
我轻易地战胜了所有困难 I overcome all obstacles with ease and
以前我都能熬过来 I have lived for the past.
胡说八道 Bullshit.
嗨 你好 阿历克斯·提托夫 Well hello there, Alex Titov.
还记得吗 十年前 Do you remember...ten years ago.
在芬兰的海湾 The Gulf of Finland.
游艇上 浪漫的邂逅 The yacht the romance.
嗯 其实 阿历克斯·提托夫 你有一个女儿 Well then, Alex Titov, you have a daugl
她今年十岁了 she's ten years old.
但是你并不知道这件事 But you don't know about that,
因为十年前我给你打电话的时候 because when I called you ten years a
你跟我说 你会给我回电话 you told me that you would call me b
然而 十年你都没给我回过电话 因为我... And you didn't call me back in ten years. B
我很冷静 I am perfectly calm
还有 阿历克斯·提托夫 关于女儿的事情 你别想知道 And you, Alex Titov, don't know anything about my daughter!
不论如何 我一定要打败你 And anyway, I'll kick your ass!
因为我是全圣彼得堡 最有创意的天才 Because I am the most creative geniuse in St.
我是广告界的猛虎 而你不过是个混蛋 I'm the Tiger of advertising. And you're. ...ai
艾拉·德米德里维纳 我会带艾莉克莎一起去 Alla Dmitrievna, I'll take Alexa with me, t
亚亚历山大·提托夫 Alexander Titov
亚历山大·提托夫 Alexander Titov
广告 advertising
趋势猎人广告公司创意总监 Creative Director, Trend Hunter advertising
你问我是谁吗 哦 我是他的女儿 Who is calling? Oh, it's his daughte
是这样 我从圣彼得堡来 The thing is, I'm from St. Petersbur
之后要去莫斯科 I'll be traveling to Moscow.
他还是在原来的地址吗 He's still at the same address?
最近有搬家吗 He moved reccently?
我会记住的 I'll remember it.
千言万语 比不上最珍贵的礼物 In place of hundreds of words- only the mo
饼干 A biscuit?
不是饼干 是啄木鸟薄脆饼干 It's not a biscuit, it's a Woodpecker cra
他用薄脆饼干求婚 He makes a proposal with a cracke
他用薄脆饼干求婚 He makes a proposal with a crackei
提托夫 你这个神经病 Titov, you're an asshole.
什么神经病 我是天才好吗 An asshole? I'm a genius!
只是你不识货而已 You're just not the right target audier
家庭食品公司的人今天要来 安排好会面 Our client from Family Foods is visiti today. Arrange a meeting.
和往常一样吗 Same details as usual?
对 假日酒店的房间 Yes, a room in the Plaza.
豪华加长轿车 鱼子酱 伏特加 ...a limousine, caviar, vodka and so c
然后用啄木鸟薄脆饼摆出一个心形 And lay out a heart made of Woodpecker
我看你已经记得它的名字了 I see you've already remembered the n
啄木鸟薄脆 吃了还想吃 Woodpecker Crackers, good enough to con
早上好 你是亚历山大·提托夫吗 Good morning! Alexander Titov?
对 我是 Well, that's me.
这么说 你就是我的爸爸 That means you're my father!
恭喜 Congratulations.
我说 你究竟想干什么 Listen, what do you want?
跟你说了 我是你的女儿 所以我想来见你 Ialready told you, I'm your daughte so I wanted to meet you.
好 你见到了 Well you've seen me right?
回家去吧 不然我报警了 Go home, or I'll call the police.
我可以一直按门铃 我很有耐心的 I can keep ringing. I'm very patient
耐心我也有 So am I!
不怕你的邻居往坏处想吗 Your neighbours might think badly of
没事 他们想什么跟我没关系 Listen, that wouldn't be the worst thing they l
早上好 Good morning!
你好 Hi there.
说吧 Right
你是谁 从哪里来 who are you and where are you fror
亚历山德拉 从圣彼得堡来 你也可以叫我艾莉克莎 Alexandra from St. Petersburg, but you can ca
其实是因为你才取的这个名字 Actually, I was named in your honou
而且我们的生日是同一天 And we have the same birthday!
3月13日 March 13th.
你吃过早餐了吗 Have you already had breakfast?
如果我让你吃饱饱的 你可以走人吗 If I feed you, will you leave?
当然不可以 Nope.
你怎么这么没礼貌 Why are you so insolent?
啄木鸟薄脆饼千 是以人名来命名的 It's a Woodpecker Cracker. A cracker with
我要是他就用假名了 I would have taken a pseudonym.
你又不是目标客户 You're just not the right target mark
所以 你究竟想从我这里得到什么 So, what do you want from me?
三岁的时候 我妈妈跟我说你是个船长 When I was three, my mother told me that you're a captain.
潜水艇遇到海难 and that your submarine was shipwrec
然后你被一条鲸鱼吃掉了 and then you were eaten by a whale
你妈妈怕不是有点蠢吧 Your mother is a bit of a loser
-她居然能编出这样的故事 -我妈妈非常有才华 if she tells you stories like that. My mother is very talented! ll
好吧 这点我同意 只是太假了 Well...in this instance Iagree she°s not put on a good show.
鲸鱼是不会攻击人类的 Firstly, whales don't attack people
即使是蓝鲸 它们通常重150吨 Even the Blue Whale, which weighs 150
相当于120辆车的重量 它们以浮游生物为食的 that's the same as 120 cars, and they live on a diet of plankton.
停 这和鲸鱼有什么关系 Hold on. What have whales got to do wit
-你是怎么知道我的 -不小心就知道了 － How did you find out about me? - Quite
-好吧 你住哪里 -这周我计划跟你住在这里 Fine. Where do you live? - This we I plan to live here with you.
顺便问一下 你还有其他的小孩吗 By the way, you have any more childr
我没有其他的小孩 不要动我的奖杯 I don't have any children! Leave the prize
这很好 只有我一个小孩你就轻松多了 That's good, it'll be a lot easier with just the
更幸运的是我已经长大了 even more so because I'm already a gro
好吧 你妈妈在哪里 Right, where is your mother?
-她知道你在哪里吗 -妈妈 Does she have any idea where you are? -
当然啦 这可是她的主意 Of course! This was her idea.
好极了 That's just great.
是的 Right...
小姐 你好 Hello, young lady.
我想知道 如果有个神经病一样的小孩 Can you tell me where I should call
闯进我家 我应该找谁 if a crazy child has managed to get into m
不 我没有疯 但这个小孩 把鹿给我放回去 No, I'm fine, it's the child that's cra. the deer back in it's place!
你干什么 你知不知道这对我来说很重要 What are you doing? l Have any idea what tl
你要不要穿上长裤 万一有客人来呢 You could put some trousers on. Just in case we have guests.
该死 Damn it.
我已经粘过十多次了 I've already glued it back a dozen tin
听着 Listen.
不要害怕 我不会动你 Don't be frightened, I'm not going to tou
小丫头 Young lady
我们看起来长得一点都不像 we don't even look alike.
你是卷发 我不是 Look at your curls, and look at my h
你的眼睛是棕色的 我是绿色的 Look at your brown eyes, and look at my gr
再看看我的鼻子 Have you looked at my nose?
你说的对 我运气很好 You're right, I am lucky.
要是女孩子长得像你一定会很惨 It would be a hard life for a girl with your I
或许你跟我一样是个好人 Maybe you're a good person, like m
好吧 这样 我准备去上班了 Right...Well look, I need to get ready for
-好啊 我可以跟你一起去吗 -什么 － OK, should I go with you? - What
那你把钥匙留给我 万一我出门的话 Then leave me the key, in case I decide to
行了 到此为止 地铁在左边走 Right, that's it. The metro is to the left,
早上好 Good morning.
早上好 Good morning...
你不怕我让你在邻居前面出丑吗 I'll shame you in front of your neighbc
-这算什么敲诈吗 -这是遗传 What is this, blackmail? - It's geneti
妈妈说我特别像你 Mother says I'm just like you.
你有儿童座椅吗 Do you have a child seat?
这太危险了 This is dangerous.
要是出事我会受伤的 If we have an accident I could be injui
好了把门打开 Well, open up.
-喂 - 喂 对 是我 － Hello. - Hello, yes, it's me.
厕纸广告的试镜缓一下 Stop the casting for the toilet paper
客户还有一些问题 the client has some doubts.
安排一个人去档案室 And send someone to the archives
拍一些鹿或野兔的照片 we need pictures of a deers or hare
照片背景设置为夏天不是冬天 Just make sure it's not winter but sum
动物不是在吃东西或睡觉 and that they're not sleeping or eatii
像是它们听到什么动静那种 明白吗 As if they're listening to something you l
我们有花栗鼠的素材吗 And do we have anything with the chipn
谁负责的 Who's handling it?
是加宁负责的 Ganin does.
-让他接电话 -稍等 Put him on. - One second.
加宁 加宁 Ganin...Ganin...!
醒醒 提托夫的电话 Wake up! It's Titov
老大 我们遇到麻烦了 Boss, we have a problem.
花栗鼠非常难驯服 Chipmunks are hard to train.
等下 Hold on, hold on.
你是说你干不了这件事吗 You're saying you couldn't do it? ! Rig
我家孩子在长牙了 My baby has been teething for three c
打住 孩子长牙跟这有什么关系 Hold up, Ganin, what have teeth got to do
你到底在干什么 What are you on about?
-让它改天再长 -但这是自然规律 老大 － Move it to another day! - But it's nature,
-听着 -不过我们有只很不错的刺猬 － Listen...- But we do have an excellent hec
拿着你的刺猬随便把它塞到哪去 Take the hedgehog and shove it where yo
就这样 你被炒了 That's it! You're fired!
全都是些白痴 I'm surrounded by idiots!
你刚炒掉的那个人 Does that person...the one you just fi
是不是有家庭或者有小孩 have a family? or children, perhaps.
或许吧 Perhaps.
然后因为一只花栗鼠你就把他炒了吗 And you fired him over a chipmunk
这就那么重要吗 Is it that important?
在广告中 凡事都很重要 不能出一丁点错 In advertising everything is important! can't be a hair out of place!
花栗鼠要能唱歌 A chipmunk must be able to sing,
仓鼠要会看报纸 不管是什么 or a hamster read a newspaper, whate
拼死都要满足客户 Please the client or die trying!
规则就是这样 following me around...That's all there is
你就这样生活的吗 That's how you live?
你结婚了吗 Are you married?
没结婚 No, I'm not married.
为什么 Why not?
就是说 除了客户 没别人喜欢你吗 So, no- one loves you apart from clier
大家都喜欢我 People love me.
那你为什么自己一个人生活 So why do you live alone?
因为我就适合这样的生活方式 Because it suits me that way.
到了 买个冰淇淋吧 Here! Grab some icecream.
要雪糕还是蛋筒 On a stick or in a cone?
一只巧克力雪糕一只蛋筒 谢谢 One choc ice and one in a cone, plea
给你 Here you go.
你好 儿童保护服务中心吗 Hello, child protection services?
你好 Good day.
有个陌生小女孩正到处跟着我 A strange young girl is following me arc
一只巧克力雪糕一只蛋筒 One choc ice, one cone.
我现在开车去谢列梅捷沃国际机场 要去见个人 I'm driving to Sheremetyevo airpor I have a meeting there.
你们可以派个人过来吗 Perhaps you can send someone?
一小时内 亚历山大·提托夫 In an hour. Alexander Titov.
谢谢您 Thank you.
别把座椅弄脏了 Don't mess up the seat!
吃东西能不能不要这么吵 Can you eat without making so much n
拿着你的东西下车 Grab your stuff and move.
我们来机场干什么 Why are we at the airport?
我们都有很重要的人要见 We both have important meetings
真是个坏消息 Oh...This is bad news.
我是阿历克斯 欢迎您 Welcome! I'm Alex.
-鲍勃很高兴见到你 -很高兴见到您 － Bob. Pleased to meet you. - Nice to me
-这位是 -我叫亚历山德拉 Who's it? - This is Alexandra.
-这是我们俄罗斯特产面包配盐 你可以尝尝 -面包配盐 This is our Russian traidition. Bread salt. You should try it. - Bread and sa
多棒的俄罗斯传统 What a wonderful Russian traditior
-欢迎来莫斯科 -谢谢 － Welcome to Moscow. Thank you
好 我尝尝 Well, that was it. There we go.
真的很不错 Very good.
我帮您吧 So may I help you?
没关系 不用担心 我可以自己来 No, no. Don't worry. It's nothing. I'll c(
走吧 Let's go.
阿历克斯 我希望在旅行的时候有回家的感觉 When I travel, Alex, I like to feel like I'm a
没什么能比回家感觉更好 Nothing else compares to that feelir
嗯 您说的很对 有助理跟您一起吗 或是 Yeah, well...Do you have any assistants
要助理来干什么 我有妻子就够了 Why would I need them? I've got a w
她帮了我三十年 还带大了六个孩子 She"s been assisting me for 30 year helping to bring up six kids.
-现在我可以自己处理事情 -明白了 － Now, I can deal with my stuff on my owr
我完全同意您的观点 You know what? I totally agree because
坦白说 家庭和生命一样重要 honestly, my family is my life.
说的真好 Well said that man!
抱歉 我需要打个电话 I'm sorry. I just need to...make a ca
好的 没问题 Yes, sure. No problem.
-喂 -喂 塔丽吉娜 － Hello? - Hello, Tarelkina?
快去酒店 Right, get to the hotel quickly!
取消所有安排 豪华加长车 姑娘们 还有酒 Cancel everything: the limousine, the girls, tl
订一间普通房 整理一下办公室 Book a more modest room and tidy up th
要看起来很正派 make it look respectable.
-什么 -我晚点跟你解释 先这样 拜拜 - What? - I'll explain later. Right. See y
到你了 调皮鬼 好好听我说 Right, you little scammer, listen careft
给你一万卢布 I'|| give you ten thousand rubles,
假扮我的女儿 and you have to pretend to be my dau
不然我就把你交给儿童保护机构 Or I'll hand you in to child protection se
两万 Twenty.
成交 Fine.
喂 对 我们准备好了 Hello. Yes, darling. We're here alreac
一切就绪 Everything is fine.
亚历山大·提托夫 儿童保护机构 Alexander Titov. Child protection servi
大战将至 先冷静五分钟 Right. Five minutes chill before battl
-你女儿叫什么来着 -亚力山德拉 - What's your daughter's name again? - Al
她的名字来源于你 太可爱了 She was named after you! How charm
-多大了 -七岁 － How old is she? - She's seven.
我十岁了 I'm ten.
你怎么没说你会英语 Why the hell didn't you mention that you spe
你又没问 Yeah, you never asked.
对 她十岁了 我是说 Yeah. She's ten. I mean...
-她妈妈呢 -什么 Where's her mother? - Sorry?
你的妻子 Your wife?
她在家里等我们 She's at home. Waiting for us.
什么 你的意思是我住你家 What? You mean I'm staying with yo
哦 那太好了 我最讨厌住酒店 Oh wonderful! I hate hotels!
-希望不会打扰到你们 -当然不会 - I hope I won't be a bother to you. - No- o.
是这么计划的 我的意思是我家就是你家 That was the plan. I mean my home is you
我想顺道去趟办公室 就一会儿 可以吗 I just wanna stop by at the office for a se
行 当然可以 Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
好的 先给我老婆打个电话 Ok. Let me call my wife.
-喂 亲爱的塔丽吉娜 -什么 Yes, my dear...Hello, Tarelkina. - Yei
现在仔细听我说 Right, listen carefully.
我们已经结婚了 并且有一个女儿 We're happily married and we have a dai
她叫亚力山德拉 今年10岁 her name is Alexandra and she's 1(
提托夫 什么啊 没头没脑的 What? Have you lost the plot, Titov
我们是模范家庭 就像电视宣传片里的那种 懂了吗 We're a kind and model family, like in a pack:
-你是又把谁给撞了吗 -我没有撞到任何人 － Did you crash into someone agair - I didn't crash into anyone.
客户是一个彻头彻尾的家庭煮夫 比较无趣 Our client is a bore, a real family ma
所以 停下手里的事 赶紧把办公室整理一下 So stop your work...clean up the office
他会和我们住在一起 He's going to live with us.
取消酒店订房 然后订一个温馨的家庭公寓 Cancel the hotel, and find a nice family ap
-我哪有时间找公寓 -回头见 亲爱的 When will I have time to look for that? ! - See
提托夫 你在吗 你能听到吗 Titov, are you there? Can you hear n
她等不及要见我们了 She can't wait to see us!
您好 Hello.
他在里面装了什么砖头吗 What has he got in there, bricks? !
谢谢你 阿历克斯 Thanks, Alex.
这边请 This way.
这是我的妻子 奥克珊娜 我女儿的母亲 This is my wife, Oksana. Mother of my da
这位是鲍勃 This is Bob.
-幸会 -幸会 － Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet y
别露着肚子了 Cover your stomach.
这边请 So...this way.
他甚至都没认出我来 而且还有妻子和女儿 He didn't even recognise me. A wife and d
我相信宇宙 I trust the universe.
我选择和谐 平衡 还有思想的平静 I choose harmony, balance and peace of
-多么美妙的早晨 -对啊 快看这里 - What a morning! - Right, look here qu
这是什么 给肥皂拍广告吗 What's this? The casting for the soap a
不是给你女儿的 No, for your daughter.
我已经找到她了 这里 I already found her. Here.
不 我找到了更好的方案 No, I found better options.
她长得一点都不像你 She doesn't look anything like you
我也一直是这么告诉她的 That's what I keep telling her.
但我真的是他的女儿 But I really am his daughter.
是吗 谁生的 Really? From whom?
你生的 一直到下周都是这样 From you, for the next week.
公寓看起来怎么样 给我看看 How is it going with the apartment? Shc
看呐 五间卧室 安静的中央厨房 Look! Five bedrooms. Quiet, central neighb
搞什么鬼 五间 What the hell? Five?
听我说 你是疯了吗 Listen, have you gone mad?
这像个妓院 不像公寓 It's a brothel, not an apartment.
那这个呢 What about this one?
看起来像办公室 That one looks like an office.
我需要一个普通的公寓 你明白吗 I need an ordinary apartment, you kn
一个普通的人家住的公寓 Lived in, for an ordinary family.
， 你给我听着 莫斯科从来就没有过什么普通家庭 Listen, there aren't any ordinary families in
再见 Goodbye.
那是谁 加..？ Who is that? Ga...?
听我说 在加宁收拾走人之前 赶紧叫他过来 Listen, call Ganin in here, before he leaves. C
加宁吗 你刚刚才炒掉他 Ganin? You just fired him.
我跟你说了 马上叫加宁过来 需要我再说一遍吗 I told you, call Ganin in here! Do I have to ask
加宁 过来见一下提托夫 Ganin! Come see Titov.
好了 坐吧 加宁 我亲爱的小伙伴 Right! Take a seat Ganin, my dear fell
我们需要好好谈谈 We need to talk.
坐吧 坐吧 快坐吧 Sit down, sit down, sit down.
首先 我需要跟你道歉 但愿你没有生我的气 First off, I would like to apologise I hope you're not mad at me?
当然 如果不考虑 你炒了我的事实的话 Well, aside from the fact that you fired
谁 我炒了你？ Who? Me? Fired you?
听着 我炒了你 我重新雇用你 现在还要给你涨工资 Listen, I fired you, I rehired you. And with rai
你已经不仅仅是协调员了 You're no longer just coordinator,
你现在是部门的头儿 you're head of the department!
为什么对我这么慷慨 Why such generosity?
事情是这样的 之前的事是一个测试 The thing is, it was all a test.
叫做抗压测试 A stress- resistance test.
毕竟 这在广告行业 Afterall, it's the most important thin
能抗压是最重要的一点 in the advertising business.
我给你施加了压力 I put pressure on you,
然后你承受住了 干得漂亮 and you stood up to it. Well done
所以我们不仅仅要给你恢复原职 So we're not just going to reinstate y
还要奖励你带薪休假 we're sending you on an expenses- paid I
你还会得到奖金 And you'll get a bonus too.
到哪去 To where? ?
嗯 不需要办签证的地方 亚美尼亚 Well so you don't need a visa...to Arm
一个绝佳的选择 A fantastic choice!
-你原本应该什么时候去亚美尼亚 -什么时候 When would you go to Armenia otherwise
今天 现在 就去亚美尼亚 Today! Right now! Armenia!
高加索人的热情好客 太阳和大海 Caucasian hospitality, sun and sea
亚美尼亚没有大海 There's no sea in Armenia...
这样你就不担心会溺水了 So you won't down !
把你的护照和你公寓的钥匙给我 Give me your passport and the keys from
为什么 你要我公寓的钥匙做什么 Wait, what do you need the keys fo
只是 我家现在在做一些修整 It's just, I am having work done at ho
而且还要在其他地方待上一阵 and I need somewhere to stay a whi
我家有股很难闻的味道 There's a really bad smell there...
我们会打扫平净的 We'll tidy it!
出发吧 Let's go!
嗯 确实有个小窝的样子 Uhuh, it's quite the nest.
好了 小伙子 姑娘们 我们的主题是快乐的家庭 Right, boys and girls! The concept is'Happ
我们只有两个小时 We have two hours to finish.
需要的就留着 不需要的就丢掉 If we need it, leave it, if not, dump i
我无法想象 I couldn't have imagined that
加宁的家会是这个样子的 Ganin would have a gaff like this.
他的祖父可是个将军 His grandfather was a General.
我们是不是应该丢掉这个 Should we lose it?
不要 让祖父待在那里 No, leave grandpa there.
那我就变成了 将军的孙女 I'lI be. a General's grand- daughter
家庭装香肠 尝尝美国的本土美食 Family Foods sausages. Try the true taste ot
够了 我想我会 Ok. What I would like to do is
把你们准备的东西都扔进垃圾桶 to take everything you've prepared and
好啦 伙计们 来吧 结束战斗 Ok, guys, let's go. End with it.
看看有多容易 谢谢你 Yeah. See how easy it is. Thank you
不错不错 Very good. Very good.
其实很难 不是吗 That was difficult, wasn't it?
我们走 看着不太糟 对吧 Here we go. That wasn't too bad, was
我们需要做的事就是打破陈规 What we need to do is to think out of th
我们需要创作新的台词 We need to create new lines,
新的故事都要围绕着这样的信息 new stories that would all embrace the m
家庭的价值 Family values.
那是 那是真正重要的内在 That's...That's what's really importai
家里有孩子的举个手看看 Rase your hands those of you who have a fam
这就是我说的 That's exactly what I'm saying.
家庭是我们的目标受众 Families are our target audience.
所以 So.
本周内你们每天都会接到一个新任务 This week every day you'll be given a ne
早上7点之前 And with your fresh and ingenious id
把你们最鲜活叉独特的创意交给我 you have to submit them by 7 o'clo
当天内 On the same day.
谁提交的创意比较好 Those people who've submitted a really gc
谁就继续竞争 they stay in the competition.
好了各位加油 Ok, guys. Let's go.
你好 我们还没互相介绍呢 我是阿历克斯 Hi. We haven't been introduced. I'm A
尤莉娅 Julia.
幸会 Nice to meet you.
裙子很美 新买的吗 Cute dress. Is it new?
-谢谢 -应该的 － Thank you. - No worries.
我能叫你尤莉吗 你一定是从圣彼得堡来的 Can I call you Jules? You must be from Saint I
我讨厌那地方 I hate the place.
我十年前到过那里醉得.. I was there last 10 years ago I got so d
我都断片儿了 I can't remember a thing.
你知道什么 You see?
你讨厌我所在的城市 然后你是个酒鬼 You hate my city and you're an alcohc
你懂怎么做才能给人留下深刻印象 You know how to make an impressic
好了等等 Alright then...Wait.
听着 那是他们的 他们说什么了 Listen, that's...what do they say?
我不是那样的人 that's not what I meant.
重说一遍吗 Start over?
好吧 那个 红色风帆的广告是你做的吗 Ok, then, were you the one behind'Scarlei
-你喜欢它 -喜欢 You liked it? l- I did.
它让我想起了小时候的一些事 It reminded me of something from my y
一些温柔的过往 Something tender.
可爱 女性化的 简单 Cute. Feminine, simple...
我也看过你的作品 I've seen your work too.
幻想 做作 自大 典型的大男子主义 Fancy, pretentious, cocky. Typical male cha
－ 那很糟糕吗 -还不错 - Is that bad? - It's great!
因为一个爱喝酒的大男人很贴近家庭价值观 Because an alcoholic macho is as close to fan
就像你一定会赢这次提案 ...as you are to winning the tender
继续 Extentions?
你个小东西 You little shit!
你多大年纪 夫人 How old are you, madame?
你喊我夫人是几个意思 What do you mean, 'madame'?
只是对比我年纪大的人表示尊敬 Just showing respect for my elders
收回去这句话 你听到了吗 Put it back, you hear?
假眼睫毛吗 Fake eyelashes?
我打赌你妈也贴着它们 I bet your mum wears them too.
她不需要 她不贴就已经很美 She doesn't need to, she's pretty without
我爸品味不赖嘛 My dad has good taste!
不想争辩这个话题 Not going to argue with that.
谁还没有搞砸的时候呢 Everyone messes up at some point
听着 你这个小屁孩儿 Listen, you little brat.
我不喜欢你 你也不喜欢我 I don't like you and you don't like m
但既然我们俩在同一条船上 But since we are in the same boat
我们就要朝同一个方向努力 we need to row in the same directio
不是要和平 现在是停战协定 It's not peace, it's a truce.
同意 Agreed.
我看着你的哦 I'm watching you!
是我在盯着你 I...It's me that's watching you!
不要忘记摘你的隐形眼镜 Don't forget your contacts!
妈咪 你好 Mommy, hi
我很好 我们今天学习了寄生虫 I'm good. We studied parasites toda
那很棒啊 你那边是什么噪音 Great. What's that noise?
厄 那是艾拉·德米德里维纳在厨房忙活呢 Ermthatthat's Alla Dmitrievna doing someting in the kitchen...
你的演示做的怎么样 How was the presentation?
你的新裙子可真漂亮啊 You looked stunning in your new dre
你怎么知道 How do you know?
是这样的 你看起来总是那么美丽 Well...you always look stunning.
是我告诉你要穿的美一点的 记得吗 It was me that told you to dress up, rem(
谢谢你 Thank you.
一切都很好 Everything is great.
每个人都喜欢我的演讲 Everyone loved my presentation
妈咪 抱歉 我要挂电话了 爱你哦 Mummy, sorry, gotta go. Love you
你说了什么 Did you say something?
你看起来真漂亮 You look amazing!
谢谢 Thank you.
欢迎回家 So, welcome home!
爸爸回来啦 Daddy's home!
嗨 我也很想你 Hi, yeah, I missed you too.
在学校怎么样 How are things at school? How's sch
正在放假呢 Vacation's now.
那真不错 Good for you.
天 是的 我真抱歉工作都忙糊涂了 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Just too much wc
欢迎您 Welcome!
我希望我待在这里没有给你添太多麻烦 Hey. I hope me staying here won't be too much of a bother for you.
-我只需要一张简单的床-当然 没有问题 AlI I need is just a simple bed. - Of cours
这边是浴室 The bath, by the way.
哇哦 我很抱歉 那是 Whoa. I'm sorry. That's a...
嘿 这些人是谁啊 Hey. Who are these guys?
这是我们的远房亲戚 These are our relatives...Distant relati
这是什么 你们还有个小孩吗 And whats this? You've got a baby
是的 小孩 Yes! Baby...
可能吧 Maybe.
-计划中 -是的 － Planning. - Oh, yeah.
谁会弹吉他啊 And who plays the guitar?
可千万别唱 我求你了 Just don't sing, I am begging you.
我在电梯里等着你 三层和四层之间 I'll wait for you in the elevator between floors four and three.
还有我的祖父圣彼得 And together with grandpa St Pet
我梦想着夏天的微风 I'lI dream of the summer spree.
可以了 That's enough.
嘿 很棒的歌 唱的是什么 Hey, that's nice. What's it about?
唱的电梯里的孤单我们走吧 It's about loneliness in the elevator. Let
-晚安 鲍勃 -晚安 阿历克斯 － Good night, Bob. - Good night, Ale
感觉这一天像从卡车上搬运水泥那么累 Feels like I've been loading trucks with ceme
你太紧张了 宝贝 You are so tense, baby...
想不想放松一下 Don't you want to relax?
听着 墙那边什么都能听到 Listen, they are on the other side of the
这不是隔音的 It's not sound proof.
他们什么都听不到 They won't hear a thing.
啊 这种感觉真好 Ah, that feels so good.
-你觉得他信我们了吗 -看起来是信了 - So you think he fell for it? - Seems
你这么紧张做什么 Why are you so nervous?
我没紧张 I am not nervous.
去年家庭食品公司在广告上面投了五亿美元 It's just that last year Family Foods spent half a billion dollars on PR.
我想分一杯羹 And I want a piece of the pie.
如果你赢不了竞标的话会怎么样呢 What happens if you don't win the ten
没有人能和我竟争 I will! I have no competition.
只有一个圣彼得堡来的女的 她还不错 There's this one girl from St Pete, she's
但是她是个单身泼妇 But she's a single bitch.
我有一个老婆和女儿 Whereas I have a wife and daughte
没有不良嗜好 And no bad habits.
因为我就是你的不良嗜好 Because I am your bad habit!
怎么了 Hey. What's going on?
发生了什么事 What's wrong?
-我做噩梦了 -啊 好吧 - I had a bad dream! - Ah, ok.
没事 就是做了个噩梦 It's ok. It's just a bad dream.
-别瞎说 -阿历克斯 都怪我 － Cut the crap. - Alex, it is on me.
你可以带她跟你一起睡 You take her to your bed.
等冷静下来 她就会睡着的 She'll calm down and she'll fall aslee
是的 当然 我们走吧 Yeah. Sure. Let's go.
真是个戏精 What a drama queen!
晚安 Good night!
抱歉 Sorry.
-哪儿 -起床美国佬在问早饭吃什么 － Where. - Get up! Yankee's asking about l
糟了 家庭早餐 快 Shit! Family breakfast! Quick!
糟糕 Shit!
完了 Crap!
你知道 我老婆... You know, my wife is
她在做饭这件事情上很有创意 she's very spontaneous in the kitche
所以 不用紧张 So, don't worry.
早餐准备好了 Breakfast is ready!
嘿 这个看起来很好吃 Hey! That looks mouthwatering!
.
-我们得用刀切 -是的 We should cut it with a knife. - Ye
坐吧 Sit down.
所以 So.
谢谢你 阿历克斯 Thank you, Alex.
现在让我们来感谢上帝赐予我们食物 Now we should thank the Lord for our
-什么 -我们得祈祷 － What? - We have to pray!
抱歉 你们早餐前不祈祷吗 I'm sorry, do you, guys, not say a grace befc
要啊 我们用俄语祈祷 Yeah. We do in...in Russian.
哦 是的 Oh, right.
把手给我 闭上眼睛 Give me your hands. Close your eye
亲爱的上帝 感谢你赐给我们食物 Dear Lord, thank you for our daily br
请别让我们被食物毒死 Please don't let us poison ourselve
帮助我们度过这个星期 and help us survive this week.
阿门 Amen.
你居然可以用混凝土煮出稀饭来 Didn't know you could make porridge out o
你这是要去哪 Where do you think you are going
妈咪要去上班了 不能带你去哦 Mummy needs to work, you can't come witl
-我跟你一起去上班爸爸 -你做梦 - I am coming with you, Dad. - Dream
我来拿钥匙 Let me get the keys.
你知道 我的孩子们很喜欢我带他们去上班 You know, my kids love it when I take then
是的 当然 我们也很喜欢 Well, of course. We love it as well.
赶快上车 Off you go to the car.
早上好 Good morning!
所以你已经准备好为家庭价值而战斗了 So, are you ready to fight for family va
-准备好了你呢 -我当然准备好了 - I am. You? - Me? As ever.
我还带了家人我老婆和女儿 I even brought my family, my wife and my
你把小狗落在家里了吗 You left the dog at home today, the
早上好鲍勃旱上好很高兴见到你 一 Good morning, Bob. - Good morning! Glad
希望你已经准备好让我们眼前一亮了 Hope you're ready to surprise us.
或许可以吧 Maybe.
-宇宙运行自有其道 -是的 － The universe has its ways. - Yeah
亚历山德拉去哪里了 Where did Alexandra go?
你的女儿是跟着你姓的 You named your daughter after yours
艾莉克莎 赶紧走了 Alexa! Get a move on!
艾莉克莎赶紧走了 Alexa! Get a move on!
你们一定已经为这样的产品写过数以万计的广告了 You must have advertized this product a thou
现在你们必须把可可饮料 Now you must combine cocoa
和一种不同寻常的 永恒的价值联系起来 with something unusual, eternal val
那么 什么是永恒的价值 你在哪里可以找到永恒 Then, what is eternal value? Where do you find eternal value?
在书中之书里 In the Book of books!
圣经 The Bible.
好的 Ok.
你们都知道潜意识 Now you all know about the subconsc
精神分析 潜意识的影像 psychoanalysis, subliminal imaging
这些原理在广告行业里用了很久了 which've been in the industry for yea
好吧 我就长话短说 Ok. I'm gonna cut it short.
现在你们必须把这种奇妙的饮料 Now you must combine the wonderful
和雅各之梯联系起来 with...Jacob's Ladder.
开始吧 时间不等人 Go now. The clock is ticking.
雅各梦里的梯子 ...ladder from Jacob's dream,
连接着地球和天空 connecting the earth and the sky.
天使 魔鬼 Angels...demons...
请坐 Take a seat.
这画的是什么 What could it be?
一个男人正在攀登梯子去到天上 A man walks up this ladder and reaches tl
这怎么可能呢 我没看懂 How is that possible? I don't understa
喝了可可饮料就能上天吗 Get high on cocoa?
你是疯了吗 Are you out of your mind? !
我们又不是在给毒品打广告 We are not advertising drugs here
知道了 Got it!
征服宇宙 Conquering space? !
火箭就是梯子 A rocket ladder!
天才 Genius!
我们的火箭在哪里 Where do we have a rocket?
让我搜索一下吗 Want me to google it?
没必要了 在航天博物馆旁边 我走了 No need. It's next to the Space Museum.
-我跟你去 -不用了 - I'|I come with. - No way...
你留在这里 陪着我们的女儿 You are going to stay with our 'daug
购物 购物 还是购物 Shopping, shopping, and more shopp
很漂亮 Cool,
是不是 isn't it? !
眼光不错 我去试试 A fine choice. I'll try it on.
怎么了 宝贝 What is it, honey?
-妈妈 你好 -有什么事吗 - Hi, mummy. - What's up?
没什么 Not much.
妈妈 听着 你会刚好路过航天博物馆吗 Mum, listen, will you happen to be near the Space Museum?
-航天博物馆吗 -是的 你知道 火箭在那里 The Space Museum? l- Yeah, you know, where the rocket is?
-怎么了 -你能拍张照片吗 - Why? - Can you take a picture?
-我的作业需要它 -甜心 当然可以 如果我有时间的话 Ineed it for my homeworkSweeit of course, if I have time.
好吧 拜拜 Ok then, bye.
火箭 Rocket.
你怎么什么都还没试呢 给你一便士告诉我你在想什么 Why haven"t you put anything on yet? A penny for your thoughts.
即使花更少的钱 我也不想知道你在想什么 That's more than I would pay for yot
我们不是一路人 We are not on the same page.
好吧 你看你是从很内陆的地方来的 Well, you see, you are very much inla
巴尔瑙尔的某个地方 Somewhere in Barnaul.
为什么是巴尔瑙尔 Why Barnaul?
这只是个比喻 因为那里离海很远 It's just an example. Because it's so far from
你知道吗 提托夫跟你不般配 You know what, Titov is no match for
你跟他很不同 You are too different.
你们就像是... You're like.
你们就像是浮游生物和宽吻海豚 You are like plankton and a bottle- nosed c
什么 What?
好吧 就像 就像脑子和南瓜 Ok, like...like a brain and a pumpkir
你值得更好的 You deserve better!
真没想到会在这见到你 好吧 你好 Didn't expect to see you here! Well, he
你在这里做什么 我能问一下吗 And what are you doing here, might I
我在这里观光游览 I am here on a guided tour.
好吧 Right
都是从圣彼得堡来的 理由不错 All from St Pete, I take it.
不管怎么样 我先到这里的 In any case, I was here first.
-不管怎么样 火箭是我的创意 -瞧你说的 - In any case, the rocket was my idea. - ol
柴尔科夫斯基和克罗廖夫对此会有不同意见 Tsiolkovsky and Korolev would hav something to say about that!
祝你好运 Good luck.
还是祝你自己好运吧 Good luck yourself.
麻烦帮忙照张像 Photo, please.
家庭食物牌可可饮料 帮你征服地球和天空 Family Foods cocoa: conquer the Earth anc
人类总是想征服世界 Man has always wanted to conquer the v
为此建造公路桥梁 He built roads, bridges,
还有宫殿 and palaces.
远洋航行 sailed across oceans...
发现新大陆 and discovered new lands.
但这些都不够 But it wasn't enough.
探索又开始了 And the search began.
人类想要的越来越多 Man wanted more.
想要征服天空 He wanted to conquer the sky.
想要超越可能的边界 Step beyond the realm of possibilitj
然后人类做到了 And he did.
勇敢去闯 一切尽在你手中 家庭食物牌可可饮料 Go for it! It's all in your hands! Family Fooc
-很好的创意 有趣的联想 -谢谢你 － Nice idea. Interesting connotations. - Th
最后一位参赛者尤莉娅·博隆斯卡娅 And the last contestant is Julia Polonsl
有个小男孩渴望飞翔 There was a boy who wanted to fly
他的爸爸把他举向了天空 and his dad would throw him up into th
男孩长大了 The boy grew,
征服天空的愿望也越来越强烈 and so did his desire to conquer the:
时间流逝 Time passed.
男孩越飞越高 The boy climbed higher and highei
直到有一天 他改变了世界 And one day he changed the worlc
世界一直在变 时时不同 The world will never be the same aga
永恒不变是来自年少时的味道 but what's never going to change is a taste from childhood!
家庭食品 Family Foods
谢谢 Thank you.
真的太棒了 That was absolutely superb!
你把所有元素联系起来了 You pinned it all.
家庭价值 雅各之梯 可可饮料 Family values, Jacob's Ladder, coco
让人印象深刻 It was impressive.
关于太空的想法是她剽窃了我的 But she stole my idea about space
在你把想法运用起来之前 那什么都不是 An idea is nothing unless you make it
你们选择了同样的形象这很有趣 You both chose the same image. That was ir
非常有趣 Very interesting.
你们二位都进入了第二轮 And you both pass to the next roun
谢谢 Thank you.
难以置信 Unbelievable!
她偷了我的点子 "She stole my idea"...
混蛋 Jerk!
没关系 第一轮总算通过了 Oh well, one nil to me after the first ro
因为我强大又勇敢 Because I am strong, brave,
我追求健康 幸福 心灵的平静 I radiate health, happiness and peace of
这个漂亮的女人是谁 是个演员吗 Who is this gorgeous lady? An actre
-她哪里漂亮 -嗯 哪儿都漂亮 What's gorgeous about her? - Well, evei
她有着楚楚动人的眼睛 She's got beautiful eyes.
很普通的眼睛 Ordinary eyes.
迷人的微笑 A beaming smile.
她身材也不错 She has a great figure.
看不出来 不是我的菜 I don't know...she's not my type.
-太矮了 -她做饭很好吃 - Too short. - And she is a great coo
你怎么会知道 How would you know?
猜的 Just a guess.
睡吧 猜的 你在这做什么 Sleep! A guess. What are you doing here
我睡不着 给我讲故事吧 I can't sleep. Tell me a story.
我不会讲故事 就这样 I don't know any stories. That's it.
好吧 那我给你讲一个吧 Ok, then I'll tell you one.
哦 讲吧 Ooh...Go ahead.
很久以前有个小女孩 Once upon a time there was a little g
她没有爸爸 And she never had a dad.
然后她就出发去找爸爸 And then she went looking for him
她去了蓝色的大海里 She went to the blue sea,
问了蓝鲸 and asked the blue whale.
长话短说 她找到老爸了吗 Long story short. Did she find her old r
找到啦 She did!
-然后呢 -原来他是一个非常棒的人 And? - He turned out to be awesor
真的 虽然他自己都没有发现 Although he doesn't know that yet
多么美满的结局 故事就到这里 What a happy ending. Here's where the stc
你说过 What did you say...
你妈妈叫什么名字来着 your mum's name was?
我没说过 I didn't.
什么 What? !
她一个人睡觉会害怕 她今晚在这里睡了 She's afraid of sleeping alone. She's going to
就是这样 走吧 That's it. Go.
跑步鞋很赞 要去跑步吗 Cool trainers! For running?
-我跟你一起跑 -我可不会等你哦 - I am coming with you! - I won't wait fc
我也不会等你的 And I won't wait for youi!
感谢上帝赐予我们这么美味的煎饼 Thank you Lord for these wonderful par
在最近的超市就有卖 from the nearest supermarket,
至少我们就不会食物中毒了 so at least we don't get food poisoni
拜托 上帝 让我赢得这次竞标吧 And please, Lord, let me win this tenc
阿门 Amen.
好吃 Nice.
我们昨天淘汰了很多的竟赛者 We lost a number of contestants yeste
但我也要恭喜你们 But I would like to congratulate tho
顺利进入下一轮的比拼 who made it through to the next rou
现在 Now.
一种新的产品 巧克力酱 And a new product- chocolate spre
非常美味 Yippee!
不同的形象 and a different image
诺亚方舟 Noah's Ark.
μ 你们的住务就是要把这两种东西结合起来 Your task is to create an ad using both ir
同时要记住需要传递的主要信息是家庭的价值 But you must remember the main message fa
现在计时开始 Now. The clock is ticking.
你好 妈咪 你在哪里呢 Hi Mummy! Where are you?
正在去动物园的路上 On my way to the zoo.
你不是不喜欢看到动物被囚禁起来吗 But you don't like seeing animals in cap
是的 不喜欢 但我没办法 为了工作 No, I don't, but I don't have a choice, it's fo
我需要诺亚方舟 I need Noah's Arc.
每种动物要两只 你明白吗 Two of every kind, you see?
我好像明白了 I think so.
很抱歉 妈咪我得挂电话了 爱你 你是最棒的 Sorry, mummy, gotta go, love you! You are
好吧 海滩上有一位穿着比基尼的性感金发美女 Ok then...A sexy blonde in a bikini on a
她很诱惑的舔着勺子上的巧克力酱 She licks the chocolate spread seductively o
忽然周围碎片横飞 All hell breaking loose around her
爆炸不断 海水翻涌 还有手榴弹 explosives going off, a flood, grenad
-太酷了 -记下来 That's so cool! - Make a note.
这跟家庭有什么关系 And what has it all got to do with fam
你有更好的建议吗 You have a better suggestion?
诺亚方舟 每种动物要带两只 Noah's Arc: two of every kind.
动物园 The zoo.
你在那里可以找到带着孩子的家庭 That's where you'll find families with I
孩子都喜欢巧克力 and kids love chocolate.
这太简单了 It's easy.
.
我走了塔丽吉娜 I am off, Tarelkina!
简直难以置信 Incredible!
请回答我一个问题 你经常到处去剽窃别人的创意吗 Tell me this: do you always go arour stealing other people's ideas? !
我？剽窃创意？ Me? Steal ideas? !
现在我们杠上了 要不我把我的钱包也给你 Now that we are at it, how about I give you my wallet as well?
拿着吧 别客气 Take it, be my guest.
拿着 拿着 Go on, take it!
给你自己买点棉花糖 薯片 冰淇淋 Treat yourself to some cotton candy, crisps an
懂得爱别人 你就拯救了这个世界 Love others and you will save the wo
家庭食品牌巧克力酱 Family Foods chocolate spread.
每一勺都是满满的爱 Love in every spoonful!
好吧 Ok then.
很久以前 在地球上生活的生物都很开| Once upon a time life on Earth was haj
很平静 and peaceful.
但是一切改变了 But it all changed
星球上的所有生物都笼罩在恐惧之中 All the living creatures on the planet were struck with panic.
星球上的所有生物都笼罩在恐惧之中 AIIthe living creatures on the planet were struck with panic.
当希望彻底消失时 And when there was almost no hope
他现身拯救 He came to the rescue
我们的救世主 Our Saviour.
做到了不可能做到的事 他拯救了世界 And did the impossible: He saved the v
保护自然 Preserve nature!
成为奇迹 Become a legend!
家庭食品公司 Family Foods!
等等 阿历克斯 Just a moment, Alex.
你们两位再一次选择了 同样的形象来进行创意 The both of you have again come up with the same images.
现在 尤莉娅侧重点是家庭价值 Now, Julia is focused on family value
你的看起来像是在宣扬大男子主义 and you appear to be exploring the power of the male ego.
自私的猪头 Selfish pig!
容我斗胆提议 I would like to make a suggestion.
？ 如果你们俩找到办法来 融合你们的创意 If you two could find a way to combine yo
那么你们就能得到非常抢眼的创意 you would have this extraordinary thing abou
完美的创意 a perfect concept.
我受够了她的那堆废话 I've had enough of her moralizing bull:
真想掐死她算了 I coud strangle her...
还是先掐死我吧 Strangle me instead.
睡觉了 Sleep!
给我讲个故事今天轮到你了 Tell me a story. It's your turn.
故事 A story.
好吧 Ok.
-很久以前有一位 -国王 － Once upon a time there was...- A K
好吧 说是国王有点言过其实了 Well, a King is a bit of an overstateme
就是个国王 A King it is.
他生活的很开心 一切都很棒 And he lived merrily. And everything wa
工作也很愉快 And work was fine.
-人们都尊敬他 -爱他 － People respected him...- Loved hii
你知道 更多的是敬畏 You know, more like feared.
他是个邪恶的国王吗 Was he an evil King?
不 他不是邪恶的国王 No, he wasn't an evil King.
是一个非常普通的国王 He was a perfectly normal King.
一切都很好 直到有一天 And everything was great until one c
有个小女孩来敲他的门 a little girl came knocking on his doc
她是个公主吗 Was she a Princess?
当然 她自己是那么认为的 Well, that's what she thought.
但是国王认为她是个骗子 But the King thought she was a liai
因为他们长的一点都不像 because they looked nothing alike
但是她很漂亮 对吗 But she was pretty, right?
不是 丑爆了 Nope. Ugly as hell.
还有 罗圈腿 With crooked legs.
很好吃 Nice!
-你好 -你好 － Hello. - Hello.
你都看到了 You see.
情况很复杂 It's complicated.
我们有两名候选人 We've got two candidates.
其中一个非常非常有创意 One of whom is really, really creativ
另外一位温和感性 但两位抓的点都很准 the other has a kinder touch, then pins it
我都不知道该怎么办了 I don't know what to do.
也许他们应该一起合作 Maybe they should play together?
你真是个聪明的姑娘 You're a clever girl.
恭喜你们 Congratulations.
你们俩都赢了 You both won.
对于我来说这真是太难抉择 It was a very difficult choice for me
你们俩都非常 非常有才华 You're both very, very good.
恐怕你们俩还要进行最后一轮的比试 and Im afraid you're both gonna have to pass the final test.
这是个团队协作的任务 It's a teamwork assignment.
一个好的文案一定是个好的团队合作者 Now, a good copywriter is a good team
那你怎么知道 谁才是最好的 How are you going to find out who's the
上帝会帮我的 I'm going to praise my Lord.
赢家会得到合同 Now, the winner gets the contract
这是玉米片 Here are the cornflakes.
就这个 And, that's it?
没有任何含义吗 圣经 先知什么的 No connotations? Bible? Prophets and all t
没有 你们一起合作 No. You work together.
希望你们明天能准备好新的方案 So I hope you'll work out the ad concept by
嘿 让我眼前一亮吧 Hey. Surprise me.
我们接下来怎么做 你有想法了吗 How are we going to go about it? Have you g
我有一大堆想法 但是你明白吧 尤莉娅 I have plenty of ideas, but here is the thin
我们都是很有创意的人 we are both creative people,
这意味着我们单独进行会更好 and that means we work better individ
所以我会自己完成 你不要干扰我的工作 So I'll get it all done and you just keep out o
我下扰你了吗 I'm in your way?
很好 这就意味着我赢了 因为我知道团队协作| Very well. That means I won becaus I know how to work in a team.
等一等 你误会我了 Wait a minute, you got me wrong
那就好 That's better.
玉米片 玉米 小麦 农业 Cornflakes...corn, wheat, agriculture
莫斯科的农业 真好笑 Agriculture in Moscow? That's ridiculo
走吧 Let's go!
快点 挪一挪啊 Get a move on! Move itl
跟你说了我们应该搭地铁 Told you we should have taken the me
什么 从左边绕一下 What the...Go left!
白痴 Idiots.
你喊什么喊啊 What's the use in shouting?
就像他们会分开让你通过似的 As if they are going to part to let you
夜郎自大 Some Moses you are!
这么长时间我都到圣彼得堡了 I could have got to St Pete by now
好主意 我非常乐意给你买张票 Great idea! I would be more than happy to buy you a ticket.
太好玩了 我感觉又变成了小女孩 So good. I feel like a little girl agair
跟你说实话 我没有很多的空余时间 To tell you the truth, I don't have that much
尤其是生了艾莉克莎之后 especially after Alexa was born.
总有些事情 肚子疼 长牙 There's always something, the tummy aches
你的经历是什么样的 你上次长牙疼了多长 How did you get though it? How long did your teething last?
我长牙 My teething?
我不记得 I don't remember.
我女儿的牙像长了几个世纪 还非常 For us it took ages and was very
痛苦 painful.
仿佛昨天她还是个小婴儿 Just yesterday she was a tiny baby
一夜之间就长大了 And then she shot up overnight.
她真是没有太遗传我 She certainly doesn't get that from n
喂 我们没必要这么正式地称呼对方吧 Listen, let's do away with the formaliti
我叫你尤莉娅或者尤莉 I keep calling you Julia, or Jules, it's.
-很麻烦 -好的 ...confusing. Ok.
所以 你女儿的爸爸是谁 So...who is her father?
什么 What?
嗯 他现在有了新的家庭 Well, he's got a new family,
他的女儿和艾莉克莎一样大 a daughter the same age as Alexa.
看来我们怀孕的时间差不多 她老婆那个时候应该在莫斯科 Turns out we were pregnant at th same time as his wife in Moscow.
我知道了 I see.
他都没有认出我来 He didn't even recognize me.
混蛋 Bastard.
你什么意思 他没有认出来你 What do you mean, he didn't recognize
他没有 He didn't!
你是那么的 You are so...
怎么样 So?
那么美丽和真实 Beautiful and genuine.
说说你和你老婆的故事吧 What about you and your wife?
谁 Who?
你怎么认识的奥克珊娜 How did you meet Oksana?
办公室恋情 没什么特别的 Office romance. Nothing special.
那就是一切都很顺利 Then everything is good.
可以这么说吧 很方便 You could say that...It's convenien
明白了 I see.
你去哪里了 Where were you?
天啊 Jesus.
在工作 At work.
我打办公室电话了 你不在那里 I called the office. You weren't there
你和她在一起吗 Were you with her?
听着 塔丽吉娜 Listen, Tarelkina...
不要演戏了 你会把听众吵醒的 Stop this circus. You'll wake your audie
真是个混蛋 What a jerk!
听着 我们只是在美国佬面前演戏而已 Listen, this little act we've been putting on for the American
我们并没有真正的结婚 doesn't mean that we are actually mar
哦 亲爱的 不好意思 Oh, honey bear, I am sorry...
只是那个美国佬 还有那个小屁孩 It's just this American, and the little b
你又和别的女人整天待在一起 And you hanging out with that girl
想到这些我脑子都乱糟糟的 It's all made me a bit queer in the he
美国人是我们的工作客户 The American is our job.
我在哪里 我跟谁在一起 这些也不该你来管 But where I am and who I am with is none of your business.
我以为我们之间是有些关系的 I thought we had something.
确实有 工作以及滚床单 We did. Work and sex.
而且 我不能再这么继续下去了 And...I can't go on like this.
那我们把哪部分去掉呢 What are we going to exclude?
工作吗 Work?
我明白了 I see.
还有什么指示吗 老板 Any further instructions, boss?
睡觉吧 很晚了 Go to sleep. It's late.
我今晚睡沙发 I'll sleep on the couch.
怎么了 和你的假老婆吵架了吗 Well then? Had an argument with your fa
好奇害死猫 Curiosity killed the cat.
你知道鲶鱼可以活到一百岁吗 Did you know that catfish can live up to 1
知道那你知道如果我们不吃早饭的话 Yes, and did you know that if we don't have bi
我们连一年都活不过 we won't last a year.
鸡块 还是鱼柳 Chicken nuggets? Or fish fingers?
真是早餐的好选择 A fine choice for breakfast!
我有个更好的主意 I have a better idea.
来点这个吗 Want some?
当然可以 Why not!
早餐准备好了 我的女士 Breakfast is served, my lady
城堡牌牛奶 昨天刚挤的 Chateau de Milk, yesterday's vintag
好吃 名副其实的爸爸做的早餐 Yummy! A real breakfast at dad's.
你是什么意思 What do you mean?
我是说 妈妈总是做很复杂的早餐 I mean mum would usually make somethin
华夫饼或者煎饼 Waffles or pancakes.
但这就简单多了 But this is easy:
放到碗里倒上牛奶就完成了 put it in a bowl, pour some milk, and you a
很有趣的想法 An interesting thought. ...
你希望每天都吃这样的早餐吗 Would you like to start every morni with a breakfast like this?
我想和你一起做早餐 I would like to make it together with y
对了 你妈妈是做什么的 So what does your mum do?
嘿 你们已经开始吃早餐了 Hey. You've started breakfast alread
早上好 鲍勃 Good morning, Bob.
-糟了 我们忘记祈祷了 -我们忘记祈祷了 － Shit, we forgot to pray. - We forgot to
上帝会保佑每天都吃美国食品公司食物的家庭 God bless those who start their da with an'American Foods' breakfast
哦 谢谢 Oh, thanks.
嘿 他对我们真好 Hey. He's done us good.
让每一天都从你的笑容开始 Let every morning begin with your sn
你父母的笑容 your parents'smile
洒满阳光的一碗玉米片 and a sunny bowl of cornflakes!
真是糟透了 Epic fail.
要有含义 神话题材 相关联的 Connotations, mythologems, associatic
-你知道我女儿怎么说的吗 -什么 - You know what my daughter said? - V
玉米片是爸爸做的早餐 Cornflakes are breakfast at dad's.
说的好 Cool.
-你知道为什么吗 -爸爸们不喜欢认真地做早餐 - You know why? - Dads doesn't over- egg th
这就是联系 There's our association.
你给你女儿做什么样的早餐 What do you make for your daughte
-一些健康的谷类的麦片粥 -不是 我是说垃圾食品 Something healthy, cereals, porrid － No, I mean junk food.
小孩子都喜欢垃圾食品 她最喜欢什么 Kids love junk food. What's her favori
-我从来没问过 -那我们问问 - I've never asked. - So let's ask.
好啊 Ok.
一二 One, two.
跳高一点 Jump higher.
向上看 Look up.
继续 继续 脚尖点地 Go, go! Point those toes.
很好 再用力点 Great! A little harder.
妈妈 MUM
继续保持 一二三 Keep it up. One, two, three.
再来一次 And again.
一二 One, two...
现在她的电话不在服务区 Now her phone is out of the covera
从来都没有过这样的事 This has never happened before.
不要惊慌 她可能在哪里玩呢 Don't panic just yet. She's probabl just playing somewhere.
或者在学习 Or studying.
-你把她留给谁照看了 -她的保姆 － Who did you leave her with? - Her na
-那打电话给保姆问问 -正在打 一 Call the nanny then. - I am.
阿拉·德米德里维纳 艾莉克莎在吗 Alla Dmitrievna, is Alexa there?
你好 Hello!
我把车停在这里了 I am parked here.
你好 我的孩了失踪了 Hello! My kid's gone missing!
-妈妈 -艾莉克莎 － Mum! - Alexa!
-妈妈 -开开车门 － Mum! - Open the door!
-你怎么和我女儿在起 -她自己找来的 Why do you have my daughter? - She can
艾莉克莎 妈妈的宝贝 Alexa, sweetie.
你想知道谁是她的妈妈 她就是 You wanted to know who her mum was? Th
别在这演戏了 And cut the crap already:
你派这个女孩来就是为了中标 you sent the girl to win the tender
妈妈 Mum!
这里 看看这 看看打出去的电话 Here...Here, have a look at the outgoinc
这个小屁孩在泄露你的创意 明白了吗 The little brat leaked all your ideas. Ge
-谁给儿童保护中心打电话了 -我 － Who callled child protection services?
-是你发现这名儿童的吗 -是我的孩子 - So you found the child? - It's my ch
阿历克斯 跟他们说这是我的女儿 Alex, tell them it's my daughter.
爸爸 跟他们说我是你的女儿 Daddy, tell them I am yours.
爸爸 爸爸 Dad! Dad!
跟他们说我是你女儿 Tell them I am yours.
抱歉 我想这其中有些误会 Sorry, this is some kind of misunderstar
早餐 重要的是陪伴 Breakfast: when what's important is close
简直出乎意料 That's very unexpected...
非常有意思 and very interesting.
谢谢 Thank you.
祝贺你 你们中标了 Congratulations. You've got the contr
鲍勃 请等下 鲍勃 Bob, excuse me, Bob.
我可以和你聊一下吗 Can I talk to you for a moment?
- 当然可以 -谢谢 - You are welcome. - Thanks.
-喝点茶吗 -不用 谢谢 - Have some tea? - No, thank you.
阿历克斯 我想要感谢你 感谢你的家庭 Alex, I wanna thank you, and your fan
等等 鲍勃 Wait, Bob.
抱歉 Sorry.
我想告诉你一切 I wanna tell you something.
我想跟你道歉 I wanna apologize.
我对你说谎了 I've been lying to you.
实际上 我并没有家庭 The truth is that I do not have a fam
这是一场很愚蠢的游戏 It was just a big stupid game.
因为我不惜一切代价只想赢 because I wanna win at all costs.
我真的非常 非常抱歉 I'm really, really sorry.
实际上 我认为 尤莉娅 I...I actually think that Julie...
是真正的赢家 is the real winner.
奥克珊娜不是我妻子 Oksana is not my wife,
亚历山德拉也不是我的女儿 and Alexandra is not my daughter
这些只是 是的 这些只是 谎言 It was just...yeah...it was just...fak
你知道 我 You know I'm.
我在一定程度上已经知道了 somehow I figured it out for mysel
听我说 阿历克斯 And listen, Alex,
你错了 you are wrong.
你确实有一个家庭 You do have a family.
亚亚历山德拉确实是你的女儿 Alexandra IS your daughter.
她睡觉的样子像你 吃东西的样子也像你 She...sleeps like you, she eats like yc
一举一动都像你 and she moves like you.
你不需要一个预言家来告诉你 You don't need a crystal ball to tell y
你其实已经知道的事实 what you should already know.
我都看在眼里 我也都懂得这一切 I see these things. I understand these tl
我有六个孩子 I've got six kids!
我还是不太能确定 I wouldn't be so sure.
那你为什么不去找出真相呢 Then why don't you find out?
-你会讲俄语 -我的祖母就是俄国人 - You speak Russian? l- My grandmother wa
我的天啊 Oh my God!
所以你明白我们说的每个字 So you understood everything we were
所有的话 天啊 还有祈祷 all the words, oh my God...and prayc
是的 Yeah.
你所祈祷的一切 上帝都给你了 不是吗 And God gave you exactly what you asked from Him, didn't He?
阿历克斯 我得走了 出租车还在等着我 Look, Alex, I've got to go. I've got a cab v
我们很快会再见的 We'll see each other soon.
我希望你和尤莉娅有好结果 And I hope that you and Julie work thin
去吧 组成一个团队 C'mon! And get back together as a te
因为你们在一起才是最好的团队 你们是最棒的 Because you were the best team. You could b
不要放弃 你值得拥有 她也是 Don't throw it away. You deserve it, so dc
-谢谢 -我走了 保重 Thanks. - I'm off. Take care.
你好 Hello.
瓦斯里·罗维奇 Vasily Lvovich,
我很抱歉 I am sorry.
尤莉娅 Julia!
亲爱的 My dear!
朋友们 欢迎我们新任创意总监 Friends, this is our new creative direc
哇哦 恭喜 Bravo! Bravo!
岩 岩 快快快 快放 Yan, Yan, go on, put it on.
我希望每个人都为 I want everyone to see
和这样的同事一起工作感到骄傲 and be proud to work side by side with su
我已经看了四遍 I've watched it 4 times already.
简直就是天才 Genius!
我没有看到过你第一次微笑 I didn't see your first smile.
也没有看到你迈出第一步 Or your first steps.
我不知道你嘴里冒出的第一个字是什么 I don't know what your first words wi
我甚至没有在你睡前和你说过晚安 I didn't kiss you good night.
我也没有教你怎么系鞋带 And I didn't teach you how to tie shoe
但你一旦来到我的生命就再也不能离开 But you came into my life once and fo
你让阳光洒满我的房间 You let the sunshine into my home
你教会我微笑 重新相信童话故事 You taught me to smile and believe in fairyt
你教会我一起享受最简单的早餐 You taught me to enjoy a simple breakfast
爸爸的早餐 最重要的就是陪伴 Breakfast at dad's: when what's important is cl
你好 艾莉克莎 Hello, Alexa?
我来了 I'm coming.
抱歉 Excuse me.
有人在家吗 阿历克斯 我的好朋友 好伙伴 Anyone home? Alex! My friend! Bud
我们度过了一个非常 We had such a...
美妙的假期 great time.
谢谢你 Thank you
我人生中最美好的时光都给了他 I gave him the best years of my life
他呢 And he.
根本就不爱我 doesn't love me.
我那么有才 我可以做一个化妆师 With all my talent...I could be a make- u|
或者是服装设计师 or a costume designer
但是 去他的 我会做上总监的 and what the hell, I'd make a great dir(
你知道 我就像 就像 You see, I'm. I'm like...
就像女神 我什么都能做到 Like a Goddess, I can do anything
-不是瞎扯 -真话 No shit? - True story.
你可以当演员吗 Can you be an actress?
当然能 You bet.
奥克珊娜 Oksana.
伊万 Ivan.
制片人 Producer.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you!
我们再试一遍 Let's try again.
所以 So...
伊万 亲爱的 Ivan, dear.
你相信爱情吗 Do you believe in love?
我相信 为什么你的披萨是蓝色的 I do! ...And why is your pizza blue?
我们要的就是这个效果今天的烹饪节目就到这里了 That's what I am going for. It's the last word in gastronomy.
您正在收看 最棒的主妇 You are watching 'The Best Housewi
我是奥克珊娜·福丽卡赛 with me, Oksana Fricasse,
感谢我们的嘉宾谢尔盖·披萨先生 and our guest Sergey Pizza!
我在电梯里等着你 I'll wait for you in the elevator
三层和四层之间 between floors four and three.
还有我的祖父圣彼得 And together with grandpa St Pet
我梦想着夏天的微风 I'll dream of the summer spree.
没有网络 Networks down till later,
一直阴霾的二月 Gloomy Feb on repeat.
我还在电梯里等着你 I am still waiting for you in the elevat
三层和四层之间 between floors four and three.